Between the hours of 6-8 a.m. you can rent two adorable and funny children. They will come complete with a cute set of jammies and if you act quickly, we will even throw in a few sippy cups of chocolate milk.
If you think this offer might be for you, give me a call or, even better, simply stop by and pick the children up the night before.*
*Expect no sleep after rental time begins and bickering to commence immediately upon children awakening. No refunds will be offered for this enlightening parental experience. If there are any questions or concerns, do not call me, because I will be "sleeping in" until the children are returned at 8 a.m..
2 comments:
can I add my children to this??? ;) Winter break has been so hard!! I'm trying to be creative with activities, b/c when they get bored they just fight and fight!!
I agree. Now that Elias has been in school, he gets bored at home so easy, because we are not constantly moving from doing one thing to another.
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